Showing posts with label Uncle Rick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uncle Rick. Show all posts

Saturday, January 26, 2013

Ugli. Produce of Jamaica.

In Canada it's mid-winter. Wild berry season is faint memory. Nothing succulent will bear on bush or tree for months to come. For those of us raised on the perpetual bounty of the tropics, finding familiar fruity favorites can feel like a Survivor quest.

Just as the spice trade of yore seduced European tastes, so too does NAFTA's econo-facilitation of exotic imports, from unfrozen parts, keep mouths drooling when farms and farmers freeze up north.

Enterprising brokerage, serving Canadian multi-cult reality, augments produce shelves in supermarkets. The ubiquity of Jerk condiments simply isn't the whole food story, so I, for one, choose to head for the fruit displays. My new Bodum juicer has been working overtime since Christmas, and it's kept me in a citrus frame of mind.

I target various types of Orange, Grapefruit, Honey Tangerines, even Tangelos. This time the scavenger hunt yielded Ugli.

No surprise, this fruit is named for its appearance. The somewhat scrotal crumple of the external rind may be visually unbecoming, but it's an easy peel, and, nectar within is touted as being more sweet than tangy.

Ugli is a unique hybrid of Grapefruit, Orange and Tangerine. I'm told it's now grown Down Under, but this is another of those Jamaican originations the world has taken to, and a Jamaican company remains the primary patented producer.

Clearly I'm not one to ignore analogy. I find it difficult to resist extrapolation - beyond reproductive innuendo, into the realm of cultural association itself. As Jamaican in metaphor as it is in genesis, perhaps there is philosophy bred into this fruit.

Out Of Many, One People is Jamaica's motto, mirroring the composite chromosomal makeup of Ugli. Similarly, aspects of Jamaica's socio-schizoid geneology can give one impression while being something else entirely.

Fortunately, stripping away superficial layers ultimately reveals a thing of beauty. The smaller of my two fruit, suitably splayed to expose a suggestion of proto-labial fecundity, cried out to be instagrammed atop Uncle Rick's hand-crafted cake-stand. The larger one I juiced and guzzled, despite finding it not quite as sweet as propaganda promised.

Citrus lends itself easily to grafting, to wit, it's not unusual to pick Oranges and Lemons from the same tree. Come to think of it, this does beg comparison to certain complexities of the contemporary Jamaican zeitgeist.

The good. The bad. And ... the Ugli.

Monday, September 24, 2012

... dining at the DIY ...

... one of the highlights of the televised Whitney Houston memorial service not so long ago was a moving testimonial courtesy of "The Bodyguard" co-star Kevin Costner ...
 
... last night, the A-list actor won a 2012 Emmy Award for his lead role in "Hatfields and McKoys" which was filmed in Romania, a practical manifestation of an earlier homily from Costner's film "Field of Dreams"..."if you build it, they will come" ...
 
... while I try to remain optimistic for my own Emmy-nom, I recall the sage advice of my grandmother who colloquially noted that in fallow times one should ... "tun yu han' mek fashion"...
 
... fusing these two inspirational sayings successfully can lead to a cool payoff, as proven by the home-made dining-room centerpiece in the bay-window of our new condo ...
 
... aside from raw materials, the main ingredient is expertise ... in this case, Uncle Rick, a ridiculously talented craftsman with experience, magnanimity and a can-do approach, was up to the task of marshalling this eager apprentice ...
 
... a hand-crafted trestle base, topped by Uncle Bill's salvaged solid-core door, required strategic augmentation and cosmetic touches before being painted semi-gloss, cloud-white to match similarly re-coated hand-me-down ladderbacks ...
 
... we built it, so I guess they'll come - for thanksgiving dinner ...
 
*** JAMAICAN GLOSSARY ***
"tun yu han' mek fashion"- (lit.) turn your hand make fashion
- be creative, use ingenuity to make something out of nothing